F-Machine FMP3P Pro 3 Set, Rosa

When I approached my wife about this purchase she was initially intimidated by the idea of having a machine thrusting into her private parts which is understandable. I had her watch a video of an amateur couple enjoying this machine and she decided to take the plunge. After much research I choose the F-Machine over the Hismith, mainly due to my belief the F-Machine was better made. I did not want to risk purchasing something like this being made in China. Now that we have received the F-Machine and used it, I know I made the right choice.
First, the price on Amazon was outstanding. The F-Machine was shipped from Europe and arrived in a timely manner. When it arrived, I was on my way to the shower, so my wife open the box and put it all together. By the time I was done with my shower, she had it ready to go.
Our initial thoughts were the F-Machine is heavy which I liked for stability. Second it is very well constructed and solid. The dildo included is silicone and the right size (not too big and intimidating). We both were pleasantly surprised by how quiet it is. I had read it is quiet but that is relative to whomever is reviewing it. I can say that I did not notice any noise from the F-Machine while we were enjoying it. All I could hear was my wife's loud moans and heavy breathing.
It does want to bounce around on the highest setting but we really never got there as it wasn't necessary.
So how did the experience go when we used it for the first time. Use lots of lubricant. Obviously the F-Machine doesn't stop until you tell it to so lube, lube, lube. We ended up putting a condom on the dildo just for easy cleaning and long-term hygiene. We used it for the first time just before dinner. Again, my wife was somewhat intimidated at first but she quickly was overcome by the pleasure the F-Machine produced. She had her first orgasm in just a few minutes. After a couple more she decided she wanted to change positions where she could service me while the F-Machine did its thing. Again, her orgasm came quickly and I enjoyed it too. After several more my wife was exhausted and satisfied.
After dinner, my wife wanted to go again which we did with much gusto. It took even less time for her to reach her peak and squirted over and over.
I was somewhat concerned she might prefer the F-Machine over the real deal but that simply was not the case. She still wanted the physical contact she enjoys with me and the desire to bring me pleasure. We finished with her having several more orgasms enjoying the real thing from me.
Keep in mind, there is a delay between applying power and the F-Machine actually beginning to thrust. We found this to be a good thing. Just turn the dial slowly so you are not unpleasantly surprised.
All-in-all a great toy for a great price I believe my wife and I will get many years of enjoyment. Well done F-Machine.

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Mr. T

Ultimately a good machine with a few (possible nitpick) quirks

Recenserad i USA 🇺🇸 den 26 september 2019

This is a bit of a hard review to write. I wont lie and say that part of me doesn't want to just give it 5 stars, say it's a good machine at a great (probably unbeatable for this type/power of machine) price. Looks cool, easy(ish) to use even solo, can do some backdoor stuff (not sure about super large however that is probably way more specialized anyways), and has nice features like a quick change adapter, ease in motor, highly and super easy adjustable position, etc.

So why not 5 stars? Because there are just a few quirks/things that I can't overlook. Some are most certainly unique to this machine while some may be just machines in general. Others may just be lack of experience/solo use, weird edge case, and maybe slightly nit-picky. Really I'd probably like to give it a 4.5 but Amazon doesn't do half stars so here we are. Ultimately, as stated, the machine does work (quite well) and for most people I'd say that is enough and you can stop here. If you really want to dive into these (fully warned that if even I'm thinking they are slightly nit-picky they probably are) read on. (Warning, this is an in-depth/long look at these things that may be better suited for a blog article style post!)

First off, to just address the obvious "if you think they are nit-picky why take a star off?" question. To me a 5-star rating is basically perfect, no issues, etc. I have also chosen to review the whole package you get vs just the main body. In my opinion at this price point this is basically an entry/gateway style machine, even if it has "pro" power and features, so you should look at everything. This also is of note since if this is "entry level" people (myself included) wont know some of the quirks of playing with a machine, may have other expectations, etc. While I am keeping that in mind, some of the quirks/things I just can't write off even given that.

That all said, looking at the features itself of the machine this has a lot going for it as mentioned above. The addition of the quick connect kit is also a nice touch just in cleaning purposes alone imo (vac-u-lock already designed for quick change I think?). I also actually really dig the pink graphics, it looks cool and is thematic to things, plus not as over the top pink as maybe seen on screen (colors can vary monitor to monitor). Where I'm NOT as happy with them though is the controller.

One of the features I really liked about this machine was that (on the black/accessory version on main website) of the machine/controller you can clearly see the RPM listed for the dial. Unfortunately this was not included on the pink graphics, which is a shame if you want to follow a certain speed or similar thing (especially for solo play/following teases/instructions). Additionally my controller turns well past (over 90 degrees) where "0" is in the black version. With the lack of the listed RPMs this means I don't know if 0 is where it stops turning or if it is across from max like on the black (max is in the correct place). If it's the stop turning point this means I'm having to turn the motor on quite a bit just to get the arm moving, even when just testing w/o a person!

Moving on from that, though relating to speed, although this machine is definitely sturdy, it can definitely rock back/up under heavier and speedier use with long strokes. Due to this I find myself putting it up against a wall presently to brace the back legs, which limits the use some. This is honestly more of a machine/physics (and maybe house) in general thing, and the only way to combat this would be even heavier legs (and these feel SOLID already). While you can get a "ground anchor" (suction cup, so good luck on any carpet or if you put a protective sheet down first) from them also to alleviate this, it is something to keep in mind as it is not included in the package and a quirk to think about it before buying a machine like this.

The actual assembly of the unit is quick and easy, however does take some tools (included, along with lots of misc for maintaining the machine). The height/angle adjustment is thankfully tool-less and works awesome. This may or may not be this style of machine in general though, so it is hard to say if another machine would have a tool-less stand for setup or not.

"But wait, the the rod holder/stroke adjustment stuff looks tool-less too! It has knobs!?" Yes, you are correct, and I'm sure this was the intended design. Unfortunately, even after hand tightening as much as I could, enough force was put on the depth adjuster that it shortened itself to the minimum length while in use somehow. As such I now just stick one of the hex keys into the adjustment knob's hole (gigity) and give a slight extra tightening and it 100% stays put even under super heavy use. I've also done the same with the attachment to the carriage (the rod comes in multiple pieces and one slides into the part that slides on the rails) just to ensure it stays at the proper depth there too.

Although it 100% relates to solo play, depth and angle can also be harder to figure out at first (no points taken, but good usage note) and also definitely need to be done with a toy attached. Speaking of which... the included toy is... ok. It gets the job done, not everyone getting this machine will have other vac-u-lock toys (again, entry/gateway package!), not have the universal adapter, etc so it is a nice touch to include. However it is definitely a little on the floppy/small side, and I question the quality a little since after just a few uses it is showing odd striation style wear patterns like something is eating into it or similar, but I'm just using bog standard lube in the rear and washing/drying after each use. (EDIT: It seems like this may actually be some of the molded detail, however the rest does stand true and it really is just there to get the job done as it were, nothing special). As such I'd highly suggest either their universal adapter or another vac-u-lock toy also. This is further evidenced by the fact that once I swapped to the adapter (ordered/came separately/later) with a more "solid" toy things ramped up to 11. I was able to just let the machine slowly (low RPM) do it's thing over like an hour or so with the included toy. With mine on the adapter? 5-10min and I'm out for the count.

Honestly, the above with the toy difference is the thing that really solidified the rating for me (though again I'd love to give 4.5 stars). The controller didn't help, but I fully admit it is more of an edge and nit picky thing that is not applicable to everyone. Ultimately none of these are deal breakers and I am indeed happy with the machine. Even if I had known these going in I likely still would have bought it, and likely even still bought the pink because you just can't beat the price it is presently. However it is definitely something to keep in mind.

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jason

WOW Best F-Machine ever

Recenserad i USA 🇺🇸 den 5 augusti 2019

If your looking for a good toy for yourself or your wife this is the one you want,i used to be a machinist and i can tell you this is made with all high quality CnC parts and should last a lifetime extremely well built,as far as looks and function..packaging was amazing nice storage bag with custom cut molded tp foam inserts to hold everything securely,only took a minute to put the two legs and the arm on it and came with good tools for that was a total of two screws and a hand tightened knob then just had to plug it in, the dong it came with was great quality(wife ordered 5 other ones from amazon to go with this lol, any vac u lock dong fits it) controls where easy to use power switch to turn it on and knob to adjust speed,there is a hand knob to adjust stroke length i believe it said it had a 6 inch stroke but looked like it was doing a good 7 or 8 inch stroke on its max setting,wife only lasted about a minute wit hthis thing before she collapsed and was only on about a mid setting lol,if your looking for a great f-machine look no further you found the one.

Shawn

Don't wait just buy it. It will take your sex life to a whole new level.

Recenserad i USA 🇺🇸 den 22 mars 2020

This is my first machine. It is very well built. The power is there. Make sure you purchase a vac u lock dildo. The one that comes with it has a satin finish and is small. The pink machine controller has no notches on the controller dial. It's hard to tell were your settings are. Also if you use it a lot grease the bearing rails often. That is my only issues. The speeds from slow to fffffast are good. Use lots of lube. I have never felt such an amazing experience. The height And angle adjustments are easy to adjust. I put mine on a yoga mat to keep it from moving on a wood floor. The trust length is very adjustable. I use this mainly for anal. The little bump it gives you when it hits bottom adds to the experience. Well worth the money. Iam in love with it.

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Amazon Customer

Amazing machine

Recenserad i USA 🇺🇸 den 29 september 2019

Pros:
It's pretty quiet
It's easily adjusted
Swapping out dildos, other vac-u-lock items is extremely simple
The color is amazing and it's built extremely well
The carrying bag is perfect

Cons
I haven't found any yet. It is a bit heavy to carry around, but that's expected.

We tried this machine out this weekend and it was so easy to set up and adjust. It works amazingly well and was simple to use solo or when my partner joined. It's definitely worth getting if you're looking for a f* machine.