Well, wearing these sandals in the balmy warm summer nights of Brightlingsea is one of life's greatest pleasures, particularly when seated in a comfortable wicker rocking chair in the perfectly coiffured formal garden of my local family undertakers where my gender-neutral partner and I had just said our last goodbyes to our dearly departed associate who had unfortunately fallen into an industrial shredder whilst trying to retrieve a face mask after it slipped off in a failed attempt to snort a quick line of dodgy white stuff - behind the foreman's back, of course.
There was only a minuscule residue of our companion remaining in the small, but tasteful, plastic bottle to which we could say goodbye; but it is the thought that counts.
However, I digress; the rains came down with a vengeance.
My new sandals failed to keep my unbesocked plates of meat dry. Oh, the wetness seeping through my arthritic toes brought me back to cold reality with a bang.
There was I grumbling about my freezing feet when our dear departed companion, to whom we had just bid our fond farewells, was sojourning alone in a gazpacho of body parts where one could not determine tarsals from trapezius or the serratus anterior from the thoracolumbar fascia.
Are we not lucky to have our own feet and be able to wear these Josef Seibel Men's Franklyn Sling Back Sandals!
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